Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Implants REALLY???

I have to say, meeting with a plastic surgeon about putting implants in really sent me for a loop. Every step is making stupid dumb breast cancer real. I wonder when it will stop feeling like another girl's life? They lop off my old boobs and put tissue expander in and then weekly pump me up to my desired size. Wild! Tom gets no say in this, although he wishes:) Then I go back in 2 months to get the implants put in. Did I mention that I friggin hate staying in the hospital? Although having nice perky boobs that will not require a bra just maybe worth it.  Bonus, looks like our Cape Cod trip should be safe plus NYS Fair, here I come. Yes my children can relax....there will be little boobs there while we are away. This is the boring very short version of a long ass doctor appointment.  Every doctor has been great and I have not been kept waiting at all. I have also done my share of name dropping through this, it pays to know lots of people who know lots of people! Thanks to everyone who has been helping me, I am keeping a list and you will not be forgotten. I feel a little like a mafia princess dropping names that end in a vowel, getting boobs, asking for favors that cannot be refused, and kicking stupid breast cancer's friggin ass!!!

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  1. Sounds like things are moving along! Boy, if breast cancer thinks you were pissed off before, I don't think its seen anything yet! And by May 18, you'll be in full throttle! Brace yourself stupid dumb breast cancer! Here comes Ann Marie as a survivor! Good luck, and I hear you about staying in the hospital, don't like it either.

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    1. I have my gloves on and am ready to rubble! Make sure you have May 18th marked cause I have big big plans:)

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    2. Putting it on my calendar now, but I don't think I will be bidding on your "surprise" gift next year! LOL! Well, maybe I will.

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  2. Have they talked about using stomach fat for any of the implant because I finally see a way that I can contribute!!! Hang in there. -deb

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    1. Listen woman, if any stomach fat is going MINE is. 4 kids do not make for great abs. That surgery is 10-11 hours long with 5 day stay in hospital and 6-8 weeks recovery....I said "oh helllllllllssssssss no".

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    2. Okay fine , take YOUR fat. 5 day stay and recovery, tme for you friend!

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  3. The implants will make your boobs look so perky which will match your bitchin personality! Be aggresive and get rid of that "c" shit and most importantly, don't lose that sense of humor of yours...as if!

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    1. HA! If I lose my humor I lose my mind and we all know how together my head it. Thanks TaTa sister, sucks we belong to this club

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